Thursday, November 02, 2006

Where Do You Put 7,000 Lawyers?

Why, at polling stations across the 50 states where it is fully expected that certain elements will have difficulty exercising their right to vote, of course.

5 comments:

v. dentata said...

Why is a person from Toronto, my birth place by the way, doing the yawny yawny can-can about the Yankee?

Crabgrass said...

V. Dentata - I had to sanitize your post (above) due to my readership demographic, which intersects with Mother Mary Carol Anne's. I realize that it loses some punch - sorry about that....

Vagina Dentata said...

Very erudite though.
A gentleman and a scholar methinks.

Crabgrass said...

Why, thank you, Ms. Dentata.
It's certainly a pleasure to have you about.

Vagina Dentata said...

Why thank you sir, usually the men do not add the 'about' to the end of that oft heard quip. They usually leave it at 'you'.

Regarding the sanitising of my prose I am wont to quote the late, great Mr. Brando:

"They teach young men to drop fire on people, but they won't let them write 'fuddle duddle' on their airplanes because it's obscene."