Yay, Mother!

My mother is not all that happy about all this delicately worded non-denominational business around Christmas.

“Festive Season my ass”, she barks. “It’s Christmas!! Okay??"

She’s sending out a card that she created herself this year, shown above, to let folks know just how she feels.

I've never been prouder.
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Would They Believe Us?

Epiphany

This makes me feel glad all over. I guess you can only plug your nose for so long. And cover your eyes and ears and curl up in a little ball.
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International Bubble Blowing Competition

In perhaps a vain attempt to compete with the incomparable Mother Mary Carol Anne, I humbly submit my bubble.
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