Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Yay, Mother!

My mother is not all that happy about all this delicately worded non-denominational business around Christmas.

Festive Season my ass”, she barks. “It’s Christmas!! Okay??"

She’s sending out a card that she created herself this year, shown above, to let folks know just how she feels.

I've never been prouder.

Thursday, November 02, 2006


This makes me feel glad all over. I guess you can only plug your nose for so long. And cover your eyes and ears and curl up in a little ball.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

International Bubble Blowing Competition

In perhaps a vain attempt to compete with the incomparable Mother Mary Carol Anne, I humbly submit my bubble.