Monday, July 07, 2008

COCONUT - Harry Nilsson

They sort of look like gorillas in this one.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Six Things About Me (I was tagged recently*)

I was tagged by LuLu, who lives here. This means that I have to disclose six (6) things about myself. My response was sluggish, but I am currently experiencing a higher than average volume of calls. Okay, six things:

#1. I digress.

#2. I am a genius. Behold: Looks tough?

And two short weeks later?...

Exactly - an entirely different configuration.

#3. You will not hear me say in an effort to clarify matters, "Well, it is what it is".

#4. I am okay with Mathematics, but counting is not my forte.

#5. I readily admit to being a bit of a pack rat, but who can blame me for having amassed two and a half drawers full of these?

#6. I have these:

And I got the last two.

#7. My wife and I are of two minds.


There, all done. Six things.

* March 5, 2008


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Questions That May Never be Answered: Part II

|___________________Which came first?_________________|

This one absolutely consumes me.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Questions That May Never be Answered: Part I

As summer approaches, I am reminded of a question I ask myself every year. What would happen if you were to mix a child's urine with poolwater? Of course it is unlikely we will ever know.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Conservative Values:
A Comprehensive Summary

A simple binary moral code. Grey areas are for wimps.

For instance,

Feminism: Bad
Tasers: Good
Christians: Good
Guns: Good
Wal-Mart: Good
Gays: Bad
Stephen Harper: God
Burkas: Bad
The Lone Ranger: Good

I could go on.