Thursday, January 10, 2008

Conservative Values:
A Comprehensive Summary

A simple binary moral code. Grey areas are for wimps.

For instance,

Feminism: Bad
Tasers: Good
Christians: Good
Guns: Good
Wal-Mart: Good
Gays: Bad
Stephen Harper: God
Burkas: Bad
The Lone Ranger: Good

I could go on.


KEvron said...

eagles: bald.


Cräbgräšš said...

and Beavers?

rgraham666 said...

It does make decision making simpler. Because actually thinking about things is such a pain.