Friday, May 09, 2008

Questions That May Never be Answered: Part I


As summer approaches, I am reminded of a question I ask myself every year. What would happen if you were to mix a child's urine with poolwater? Of course it is unlikely we will ever know.
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8 comments:

Nicole said...

I always wonder why is it that Ice Cream is boneless....but hey...that's just moi! ;-)

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

Well, they have those boneless ice cream farms, but they're always way out in the country. I think they're hiding something.

Hope all is well in Flin Flon.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

No comments on yer blog now, Nic?

I hope all is well with you.

Sorry I've been away so long.

I liked the Irish coffee/Starbucks thang.

I'm not sure when I last dropped by, but hearty congratulations to your Green Riders.

I'm not sure if you're a hockey fan, but can you tell me why I'm having so much trouble finding the Leafs' games lately? WTF?

Somebody must be hurt or something.

Nicole said...

Hey Crabby!

All IS well in Flin Flon LOL

I had dropped by earlier and I now noticed that you have altered your comments ( such a crabby trait!), but I trust your judgement.

No apologies necessary...I have been away too!

Maybe one day, there will be comments again...as for now, I am of course FULL of my opinions, but just don't have the gumption, care or interest to post them right now.

Crazy busy with my kids, we bought a hottub and have just been enjoying life...hope you all have been too!
I have wondered about you and the kids, and hoped that this school year went well ( due to the BIG change you told me about!!!)

Thanks muchly for my Riders congrats!!! If I was rich I would have went to the Grey Cup, esp. being that it was in TO....then I could ahve bought you and Jay a beer or two! CFL season is starting to gear up...just got notice in the mail to pick up our season tickets on June 1st and there will be a big rally day.

I am so not surprised about you liking the starbucks thang...and here is hoping someday you and the Missus frequent coffee houses yourselves! :-)

Not really a hockey fan...but if I ever was to be a cougar...I'd be prowling for Carey Price...because let's face it...he's HOT!!! LOL

Ok...had to type that for old times sake! ;-)

I hear that most of the Leaf's are on various greens...so stop looking for hockey sticks and start looking for golf clubs!

How is MMCA? Still an amazing woman???!!! I bet she is. Hope you showed her some love yesterday!

Nicole said...

Since this is questions that may never be answered Part 1...when does part 2 come out? Usually sequels are not as good as the original....why do you think that is?
The original has the creativity and newness to it, but the sequel has got the emotional attachment going for it...if number 1 was good...usually people want to see what happens to the characters in number 2....
I look forward to seeing if your part 2 is as good as your part one.

and don't come on here telling me that ALL your parts as good either!! :-)

Nicole said...

Here are some more "questions" for us to ponder...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be Before they are considered Assassinated Instead of just murdered?

If You have sex with a prostitute against her will, Is it considered rape or Shoplifting?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'...But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?Where's that extra penny going to? ( this one I especially would like the answer to!!!)

If a deaf person has to go to court, Is it still called a hearing?

Why is 'bra' singular And 'panties' plural? ( I ESPECIALLY thought of you for this question...surely you have the answer!! I mean...you did after all teach me and Sara the plural of penis!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, And vegetable oil is made from vegetables, What is baby oil made from? ( I was hoping you'd go directly to the Big Blue Bigot aka Suzanne for THIS answer..I'd ask but her and I aren't really on typing terms...go figure??!!??)

I have many more questions Dear Crabby...but I will await some of your very witty and intelligent answers to these very important and vital questions....

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

Wow, Nic, that's quite a collection of imponderables. I'm afraid I'll hurt myself trying to answer them, so I'll leave them as an exercise for the reader.

I have now posted part II, an especially difficult one.

ANNA-LYS said...

ROFL :-D